[Marvin]

someone had to make the first post ...

new game, well, new to this empty world of the new Asgards forum.

if you were God, i,e, some sort of super powerful, can do anything sort of super being, and you could literally do anything, what would you do?

it can be anything:
make flowers grow backwards, i.e. start off all brown and crapy then turn into a blooming picture before shrinking into a seed;
make bankers wear 2 metre high hats in the shape of a cock with shrivelled green testicles;
make simon cowell only able to eat the warm vomit of plague infested rats.

[Loki]

if i was god i would make file sharing legal

[Marvin]

if i were god i would make the use of "free", "half price", and similar totally illegal i all advertising. just think, no more of those damn furniture ad's!

[Marvin]

after seeing just a few minutes of her latest, i guess, tv show ...
if i were god i would stop nigella lawson from ever using that smile unless here head was down a toilet pan

[Curse]

if I were god, nigella would cook for me

[Marvin]

if I were god, nigella would cook for me

wearing ...

[pvt_Miller]

if I were god, nigella would cook for me

curse knows, she makes whipping cream into a "lucious cloud" a daydream. LMAO!!!!! Thank god, I thought that i was the only one who appreaciates nigella's cookings <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s -->

[Loki]

lol

[Zunhs]

If I were God I would perform a miracle and bring my mothers man back from the brink of death. He had a heart attack yesterday and the doctors says there is no hope...

[Ugg]

If I were God I would help others get their wishes <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s -->